This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pulled nepalunaris's hair (-5 points). In June I helped jarofmonkeys hide a body (-173 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1177 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!